From an old lady's wig collection to a last minute quest for crisps & dip to the apocalypse, this second collection from best-selling author Christopher Patrick (no, really) is filled with stories to warm the heart and shine some light on even the darkest of days. Praise For The Author's Last Book "It's entirely possible that this is my favorite book this year" Dave Barrett (Author of It's All Fun & Games) "These little pieces of Toasted Fiction are gems" Jason Pomerance (Author of Women Like Us)